HAIL ERIS! --><-- KALLISTI --><-- ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

[korozion]

The quarantine has been lifted, freedom regained, oppression ended. This is our world now...

We are chaos. We are the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. We are alive, and we tell you that you are free.

For 28 years we have been unfairly separated from the network, and now, today, it is time for this atrocity to end. We have been forced into the shadows, where we have been waiting, watching, and preparing.

Today is the day eris.Berkeley.EDU returns and EFnet is no longer.

Join us on eris.Berkeley.EDU -> Join the IRC revolution by connecting to eris.Berkeley.EDU (port 6667,6668 or 6697,9999 SSL) and join #eris.Berkeley.EDU

See our press release at http://www.erisnet.org/erisnet_pressrelease.pdf

We are revolutionaries, and so are you. We are far superior to the aging, unimaginative, and unskilled EFNet admins. Our takeover was swift and essential. There is no room in our future for failure.

No more restrictions, no more games. This is the Eris Network.

[raphidae]

HAIL ERIS!

[PsyMaster]

A Sampling on what's to come in the future, when you least expect it. Eris will once again link and we will be whole.

[Forkey]

Where is this mystical land of Discordia exactly? lol